I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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