There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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