Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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