found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i've created a new STD.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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