Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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