literally had 100 drinks last night.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
