So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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