Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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