I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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