I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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