So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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