We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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