Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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