I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
No subtext here. People are naked.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
