I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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