I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
