Whod you bang
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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