she smelled like a LAN party
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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