dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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