ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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