So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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