Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
