I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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