yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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