Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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