Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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