I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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