I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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