i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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