Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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