she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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