Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its not stalking. its research.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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