You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
