you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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