what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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