dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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