no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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