Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
