i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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