Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cockslap morals
i think my mom watched the whole time
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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