Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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