that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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