Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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