I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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