you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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