hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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