I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
BRING THE BAGELS
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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