that's an acceptable place to lick
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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