Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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