You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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