A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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