Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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