hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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