Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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