I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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